"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
05/09/2014 at 19:04 • Filed to: None
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"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
05/09/2014 at 19:04 • Filed to: None | 1
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You just never get more intelligent do you.
Just got a email from "PayPal" at work, on my work email, which has never been linked to any of my financial accounts:
Dear ayal Customer,
ayal is constantly working to ensure security by regularly screening the accounts in our system.
We recently reiewed your account, and we need more information to prove your ownership . to help us to provide you with a secure serice.
Until we can collect this information, your access to sensitie account features will be limited.
We would like to restore your access as soon as possible, and we apologize for the inconenience.
Why is my account access limited?
we hae reason to beliee that your account was accessed by a third party.
ecause protecting the security of your account is our primary concern, we hae limited accessto sensitie ayal account features.
We understand that this may be an inconenience but please understand that this temporary limitation is for your protection.
How can i get my account fully restored ?
Please follow the link below and login to your account then reiew your account information
Confirm now < !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! >
Sincerlye ,ayal customer department!
So ignoring the fact that obvious scam is obvious due to coming into my work email...
We recently reiewed your account, and we need more information to prove your ownership . to help us to provide you with a secure serice.
PR departments work very hard to make sure clients never feel threatened. Asking a client to "prove" ownership can be described as threatening. Also, Who puts a period mid sentence? Or fails to capitalize the first letter of a would be new sentence which is actually the fragment ending of the former sentence?
we hae reason to beliee that your account was accessed by a third party.
Again, beginning sentences with capital letters. This could also be considered a fragment.
ecause protecting the security of your account is our primary concern, we hae limited accessto sensitie ayal account features.
No one would let this leave with the sentence starting "Because protecting...", because the because is redundant in context. Also, "accessto". Forgot a space there buddy.
Please follow the link below and login to your account then reiew your account information
SOP for 99.8% of financial institutions in this country is "please contact us" as this allows them to ask you controlled questions to verify you are you and not aforementioned "third party".
Sincerlye ,ayal customer department!
Sincerely... But I like your spell check. Also, spaces come after commas. And finally "customer department"? Really. How about "Fraud Detection" or "Customer Service"...
Seriously. How does anyone fall for this crap. It's just as bad as 99% of Craigslist adds.
spanfucker retire bitch
> CAR_IS_MI
05/09/2014 at 19:08 |
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Honestly, all they would have to do is hire one native English speaker and their scam success rate would probably shoot way up. Think of all the idiots that still fall for these blatantly obvious scams right now.
Now imagine what might happen if they used proper punctuation, grammar and spelling.
Nibbles
> spanfucker retire bitch
05/09/2014 at 19:09 |
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Would you hate me if I offered my services to these scammers?
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spanfucker retire bitch
> Nibbles
05/09/2014 at 19:11 |
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In principle, yes. But as long as you scam none of my relatives, go, be free. Make some dosh.
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CAR_IS_MI
> Nibbles
05/09/2014 at 19:14 |
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Why don't we just scam the scammers into scamming other scammers scams for mega ultra scam money?
SCAM!
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Nibbles
> CAR_IS_MI
05/09/2014 at 19:19 |
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We could write an eBook about how to scam Americans and market it heavily in Russia and Nigeria. Maybe we could scam all the money back that those princes have taken!
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Nibbles
> CAR_IS_MI
05/09/2014 at 19:25 |
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Better yet: Don't write an eBook. OCR a middle school English textbook and sell that to the scammers.
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CAR_IS_MI
> Nibbles
05/09/2014 at 19:26 |
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You wish to acquire the prince's money! Well my friend, you are in luck, because without knowing you personally, your real name, or anything about you, I can tell you this: You are his cousin! And he just died!!! And left you All his wealth. Now even though this wealth amounts to $34,097,866,877.21 of your US dollars, the prince told us that we can not use these funds to wire you the funds, you must send us a cashiers check for $37,000 made payable to me personally to cover the wire fees, once the wire is covered, please send an addition $12,000 for the shipping fee for the piles of all your new money!
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Nibbles
> CAR_IS_MI
05/09/2014 at 19:28 |
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Cannot be true.
Not enough typos.
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CAR_IS_MI
> Nibbles
05/09/2014 at 19:29 |
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We have many edumacations here in count tree of Lizbecadon.
Slave2anMG
> CAR_IS_MI
05/09/2014 at 19:56 |
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Scammers don't get no smarter; unfortunately neither do their gullible victims...
deekster_caddy
> spanfucker retire bitch
05/09/2014 at 19:57 |
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Problem solver - send nigerian to US to learn proper english. Nigerian learns about welfare benefits and unemployment, plus the fabulous life here compared to Nigeria, never leaves. Does not become scammer and accepts benefit money to remain here mastering english. Nigerians back home repeat, send another tribesman to US. Pattern develops.
Problem solved - no more scammers!